While the last two are very relative to the TDA theme, I thought it might be fun to fill out the list a little bit more on unique ways to get fired from driving the school bus.
- Be convicted of PWD, practicing witchcraft while driving.
- Salute the President.
- Drive while out of uniform… and clothes.
- Make an illegal U-turn (while shooting up cocaine).
- Pass out drunk in middle of road with a full load of students.
There's probably a hundred different recovery topics that I could tee off on from this last story, but I'll stick with the simple one; alcoholism may not be contagious, but it can be deadly to those innocents who get exposed to it.
