The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight: Autopsy Report

The Joker Killed Heath Ledger

Too eager to wait for the smaller crowds of the Saturday morning showings, my brother and I braved the Friday night throng to see the much anticipated Batman installment The Dark Knight. Unfortunately even before getting to my seat in the theater I knew that my review of this movie was going to read more like an autopsy report than the rave of a satisfied fan. It wasn’t the movie’s fault, by all means it lived up to its blockbuster hype. No, it is the cinema patrons and the public in general that have earned my denunciatory review.

Standing in the refreshment line before the movie started to get my obligatory bucket of popcorn I overheard a conversation. A couple of movie goers were breathlessly gossiping that Heath Ledger got so caught up in the role of the psychotic Joker that it caused his untimely death. I had hoped that this bass-ackward speculation and fanboy glorification of Heath Ledger’s death would fade, but after hearing comments both inside and out of the theater obviously its just gathering strength.

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Andy, Dick

Joker is DC Comic Copyright

The simple insertion of the smallest of punctuation marks is just my way of saying that Andy Dick has lived up to his name.

MURRIETA, Calif. — Comedian Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday morning in Murrieta, Calif., for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after he allegedly pulled down a teenager's top, police said. ~ Fox News

Alcoholism can turn even the most likable characters into social misfits but unfortunately with Mr. Dick, he wasn’t likeable in the first place. He has been charged with everything from drug possession to urinating on people over the last ten years yet a drug diversion program has been his stiffest penalty to date. Usually I am an advocate for alternative sentencing for drug and alcohol related victimless crimes, but not in this case since he continues to force himself upon others by exposing himself and groping his victims. I hope the judge teaches him a lesson this time around, it might just be the thing that saves his life.

And what about this mug shot? He looks absolutely villainous. His wicked leer made me think of the old school Joker from DC Comics, and apparently I’m not the only one who had this thought.

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