Top Ten Signs You Might be an Alcoholic…
by The Discovering Alcoholic on October 4, 2009
Concept inspired by Jeff Foxworthy, list by Letterman, but unfortunately all content comes compliments of my life as an active alcoholic.
You might be an alcoholic if…
Your home décor is primarily beer posters and empties (bottle shop deco).
You have mastered on-demand vomiting and the gag reflex.
You are guilty of refilling non-alcoholic beverages with a stiffer mix (vodka + O’douls= VO’douls).
Your personal motto is quantity, not quality.
To combat double vision, you have mastered driving with one eye closed (driving one-eyed jack).
You stash vodka bottles like a squirrel preparing for winter.
You are more dangerous to yourself and others when your BAC goes below the legally drunk level.
You have bought a tall boy with pennies, dimes, and nickels before 8 AM.
You have seven ways to serve up mouth wash in a tasty cocktail.
And the number one reason you might be an alcoholic…
You avoided reading this list.
There’s plenty more where this came from, we’ll do it again when the new TDA is released later this month and the user comments are activated.
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I like this format. Of course I thought I had come up with it first. Still all about me, a little less each day. How about; When your tool box or sock drawer double as your liquor cabinet you might be…..