Hope and change. Bah! Straight talk express. Boring. I’ll put the nation on the road to recovery!
Fact: I drank on duty.
Fact: I inhaled… deeply.
Fact: I did not have sex with that woman, at least not that I can remember.
Fact: I’ll not raise your taxes, but I will make you attend a meeting and share.
Sad Fact: I’m a recovering alcoholic with no political experience, but I’m still better qualified to run the country than our current choices.
Check out the video to see me on the campaign trail.
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My regular readers no I try to keep the site as apolitical as possible, but this video was just to cool not to share. Have a safe and sober weekend everybody!
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I’m still pissed off that Hillary is out of the race, so I’m totally ready to vote for you.
Nice shopped video. I’ve always admired that skill.
I’m grateful Hillary is out of the race. That shows the election process works. The people of the USA aren’t complete boobs yet.
it’s been made so that all you have to do is enter a name and voilà! Instant vid.