Race to be April’s Fool

by The Discovering Alcoholic on April 1, 2009

Dumb DUIs at The Discovering Alcoholic

There is nothing funny about DUI… usually, but it is hard not to chuckle at some of these guys that didn’t quite grasp the fact that if you are driving and drunk it really doesn’t matter what you are driving. Question: Who would win the race between a motorized cooler and a go-cart bar stool? Answer: Neither, both drivers went to jail for DUI before they crossed the finish line.

The guy on the cooler could only attain a speed of about 10 mph, but with multiple DUI’s he probably won’t be going anywhere fast anyway. The turbo stool could top 30 mph, in fact, the guy driving had crashed and got arrested for DUI after calling 911 about a potential head injury. While the guy driving the stool was the most recent incident and probably would have won an actual race, I cannot help bestow the honor of April’s fool upon an old favorite- the lawnmower DUI. (notice what he says at the very end)

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lisaf-breakingthecycles April 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm

That video was unbelievable!! And, did you read some of the comments — YIKES!

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