Sorry for going all 60’s Burt Ward Robin on you with the title, but it was the first thing that “leaped” into my mind when I read this story sent in by TDA researcher Zentient.
Morehead Police arrested David Martt, 44, and Harley Martt, 18, for allegedly stealing an 18-inch bearded dragon named “Big” from Eagles Landing Pet Hospital last week. Officers later discovered the father and son attempted to pawn the lizard – and upon failing – bargained with two liquor stores in an attempt to trade the lizard for alcohol. ~ WHAS11
As it turns out this is just another case for the 2009 TDA Stupid Drunk Tricks file, but thank goodness these two drunkards didn’t get their hands on a hypnotoad!
